Review: Reel Queer Productions- Seven Minutes In Heaven 2: Tender Hearted

You may have read my review of Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out. To say I really liked the movie would be a vast understatement. When the opportunity came up to review Seven Minutes In Heaven 2: Tender Hearted I eagerly accepted. I had a feeling that it was going to be as good, if not better than the original. Unfortunately this sequel just wasn’t able to meet the standard set by its predecessor. I wanted to be able to provide a fair review and after several false starts with the movie I finally forced myself to sit down and watch it in its entirety.

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Published in: on 02/06/2011 at 11:13 PM  Comments (14)  
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Review: Reel Queer Productions- Billy Castro Does the Mission

I was looking forward to this movie a lot- it has received excellent reviews, it has a smoking hot cast, great length (70+ minutes) and I usually like Courtney Trouble’s films. Unfortunately Billy Castro Does the Mission just doesn’t do it for me. It has nothing to do with the quality of the film (which is actually a little better than some of the other Reel Queer films I’ve seen.) The music is godawful but really, it’s a porn- I’m not watching it for the music- and it’s not too horribly distracting at any point. It’s not the cast- Billy is a really hot transman, Jiz, Lorelei, Akira and Dylan are all uniquely sexy, not your average run of the mill, cookie cutter porn stars.  The movie killer for me is growling. Billy growls throughout the entire movie- getting a blow job? Growling. Giving oral? Growling. Taking off his shirt without even being touched? Yep. Growling. I am all for sexy sounds, growling, moaning and what-have-you but it’s just too much. It’s in every scene, nonstop and at the volume that the only person you’re able to hear over it regularly is Lorelei Lee in the last scene. Yes, it’s a small thing that most people can overlook (the positivity of other reviews make that clear) but it’s pervasive enough to kill it for me. I really wish it didn’t.

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Published in: on 10/31/2010 at 7:04 PM  Comments (12)  
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Review: What I Wouldn’t Give To Be A Pool Table

Winner of the Feminist Porn Awards ‘Most Deliciously Diverse Cast’. I definitely agree with at least part of that award- Delicious. No Fauxxx Roulette does not have the most racially diverse cast but it does certainly touch upon multiple sexualities and sexual deviances. As I’ve said before, I do not like extremely detailed reviews of any movie, including porn, hence the overview that follows. (more…)

Published in: on 04/28/2010 at 10:36 PM  Comments (11)  
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Review: Reel Queer Productions- Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out

Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out is a hot, sexy queer porn starring the all amateur cast comprised of Tina Horn, Puck Goodfellow, Carson, Sarah Lee Sinful, Sophia, Jae and Joline. When I watch a porn, amateurs are nice and, depending on the film and genre, expected. The twist with this particular movie is that it was several of the stars’ first queer experience, period. Talk about blowing the doors off!

I really dislike when reviews give every single minute of a movie, porn or otherwise, so I have opted not to detail each scene. Know, however, that this is touted as the first queer gonzo porn produced so the action is rather in your face so, if you like up close, nearly plot-less porn like I do, definitely give this film a view.

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Published in: on 04/11/2010 at 10:30 PM  Comments (14)  
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