You may have read my review of Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out. To say I really liked the movie would be a vast understatement. When the opportunity came up to review Seven Minutes In Heaven 2: Tender Hearted I eagerly accepted. I had a feeling that it was going to be as good, if not better than the original. Unfortunately this sequel just wasn’t able to meet the standard set by its predecessor. I wanted to be able to provide a fair review and after several false starts with the movie I finally forced myself to sit down and watch it in its entirety.
I found the cast of Tender Hearted to be much less diverse than Coming Out which I felt was a detriment to the movie- diversity was what made the first movie so widely appealing. This movie did bring the return of Puck Goodfellow and Chocolate Chip (she went by Sophia in the first film) which made me happy- these two were my favorites from the first Seven Minutes In Heaven. Tender Hearted saw the addition of Cyd Loverboy, James Darling, Akira Raine, Soma Stardust and Red with token appearances from Courtney Trouble and Jiz Lee.
As a note to those that have not read my of my other porn reviews- I do not give a blow by blow of each scene. I don’t like giving all of the details of a scene, I find it makes it less pleasurable to watch. Safer sex is used throughout Tender Hearted including the use of gloves, dams and condoms. As a break between two scenes Puck gives a tutorial on how to make a dam out of a condom- safe sex classes with my porn! Yay!
Scene One involves Akira and Chocolate Chip. There are massive quantities of fingering sprinkled with a bit of spanking topped off with an awesome piece of headgear. I didn’t care for this scene, Akira seemed too passive and spent too much time making eyes at the camera and not nearly enough time fucking the gorgeous person in the scene with her. This gives way to Scene Two with Red, Cyd and James, a fun, fast-paced scene with a bit of rough play- chest punching, spanking and body pinning all make appearances here. There is double fingering, fucking, oral and an appearance by my friend Hitachi to round out this one. This slides easily into Scene Three, a bathroom match up with Puck and Soma. This scene brings out the handcuffs, spanking, fingering, mutual masturbation and hard, fast fucking. Unfortunately it also brings out some very bad camera angles that are just entirely too close!
The movie breaks for a mini interview with Chocolate Chip, Cyd and James before moving into a very short solo masturbation scene with Cyd on the roof. Jumping into the next scene we have Red and Chocolate Chip in the first scene that I enjoyed. These two seemed to have a lot of fun together, fingering, spanking and squirting- and Chocolate Chip gets rimmed for the first time! I love the exuberance that she has with exploring her body, it’s beautiful to see! Scene Six is Akira and Puck and, unfortunately, Akira is no better in this scene than the first one. There is a bit of oral, some fingering and a lot of fucking. Akira is loud, really loud. Loud enough that it made me want to skip the scene because it transcends sexy and just heads straight to annoying.
The film breaks again with Jiz bringing gloves and knocking on the door, already gloved up to play. The door is opened, the box of gloves snatched from them and the door slammed in their face…. let me repeat that. They shut the door in Jiz Lee’s face. Clearly they are on drugs.* The movie ends much like the first one, with a gang bang involving the whole cast. I do have to say, I think that the gang bang in this one was on par with the gang bang in Coming Out, I really liked it. The final scene is truly the highlight of the movie, it has a lot of, well, everything. It’s a really hot scene, if gang bangs are something you enjoy even remotely you’ll really like this one.
All said and done, there are only two scenes that I enjoyed in this movie. That being said, I was happy to see Puck and Chocolate Chip in another porn, I’d like to see them together again in a scene or two. I really enjoyed their chemistry in Coming Out.
*No, I don’t think they’re actually on drugs, I’m aware Jiz wasn’t actually there to play. I still don’t know how anyone could close the door in their face, they’re so damn hot!
This porn was provided to me by Babeland free of charge in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.